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#13179063 Apr 07, 2017 at 07:21 PM
Muscle
90 Posts
JordanDino "Oh, you have a Ph.D?"

SGTStix "Yeah, Ph.D in Smarts"
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#13179491 Apr 07, 2017 at 11:25 PM
67 Posts
Me: "oh that guy is coming towards me, oh wait, he span out, wait no he's definitely coming towards me *tank blast* Not anymore"

Stix: "paha, what did you do?"

Me: "he was driving towards me in a mildly threatening manner, so I shot him with a tank"

Stix: *dies*
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#13184818 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:06 AM
Underboss
176 Posts
"One time i choked a duckling to death" ~ExpensiveMagic 2k17
Veritas
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#13184819 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:07 AM
Muscle
2 Posts
RIP duckling smh should have had an AK git gud or git rekt
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#13184821 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:07 AM
Muscle
6 Posts
#13184818 Overlord wrote:

"One time i choked a duckling to death" ~ExpensiveMagic 2k17

Putin approves
Don't ask me to drive because I can't, and you will die.
I'm pretty decent at driving a bike though :)
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#13188476 Apr 13, 2017 at 12:59 AM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Driwee: im an amazing racer and ive just kept it a secret until now

"1 minut later" driwee: we all know im bullshitting



Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13208120 Apr 24, 2017 at 01:58 PM
Don
1326 Posts
Me: "This is actually a secret heist armor. There's a body armor underneath the shirt, the slippers make you run faster and the short pants keep you from overheating so you have more stamina."

Wiel: "Where do I get them?!"
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#13208483 Apr 24, 2017 at 05:51 PM
Bruiser
10 Posts
Me: Yo, I saw that the crew vs crew is on the 14t,h and I just found out that im going to my cousins confirmation. So I have to cancel.

Fulk: Yea I agree u should cancel that bullshit cousin stuff.
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#13214481 Apr 27, 2017 at 07:13 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Lester the child molester Nicram 2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216168 Apr 28, 2017 at 03:49 PM · Edited 2 months ago
Racketeer
105 Posts
3serhat3: my ex girlfriend was one of my students.

Me: So you fucked with one of your students?


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216365 Apr 28, 2017 at 05:47 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
VictorViolet: Ez why does your character look like kim jong un? You even have the same haircut.


Me: Trying to say wtf but ends up laughing my ass off


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216686 Apr 28, 2017 at 09:00 PM
Correspondent
370 Posts
#13216365 ImSoEz wrote:

VictorViolet: Ez why does your character look like kim jong un? You even have the same haircut.


Me: Trying to say wtf but ends up laughing my ass off



I never meant to offend oh fearless leader.
If you haven't already, rethink your life and join our Steam Group message me for an invite!

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#13221264 May 01, 2017 at 06:15 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Blow me wielj #2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13241822 May 12, 2017 at 04:57 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Grunts sees Zeds colorfull apartment

Grunt: When you are happy and you know it. Cum in Zeds House


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13248990 May 16, 2017 at 09:01 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Its a meme mario! #DUR4N2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13262684 May 24, 2017 at 05:47 AM
Recruit
22 Posts
"I'll invite you guys to my sesh, cause I like to say sesh." - ImSoEz, May 2017
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#13264394 May 25, 2017 at 02:44 AM
Wiseguy
59 Posts
KAIDOUdib says the following after winning at RPG vs Insurgents


KAIDOUdib : Who's your daddy?
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#13266731 May 26, 2017 at 01:42 PM
Wiseguy
59 Posts

Weijl: Be careful it's a communist country.
Asmiree: I don't care
Celix: They don't either.
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#13285439 Jun 06, 2017 at 01:22 PM
Wiseguy
59 Posts
Sumeet: Hey, Wiejl are you wiejling to help me sell the cars?
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#13285512 Jun 06, 2017 at 02:22 PM
Correspondent
370 Posts
#13285439 Smokypace14 wrote:

Sumeet: Hey, Wiejl are you wiejling to help me sell the cars?



I foresee a glorious period of puns stemming from this. Thank you!
If you haven't already, rethink your life and join our Steam Group message me for an invite!

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