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#13179063 Apr 07, 2017 at 07:21 PM
Muscle
90 Posts
JordanDino "Oh, you have a Ph.D?"

SGTStix "Yeah, Ph.D in Smarts"
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#13179491 Apr 07, 2017 at 11:25 PM
67 Posts
Me: "oh that guy is coming towards me, oh wait, he span out, wait no he's definitely coming towards me *tank blast* Not anymore"

Stix: "paha, what did you do?"

Me: "he was driving towards me in a mildly threatening manner, so I shot him with a tank"

Stix: *dies*
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#13184818 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:06 AM
Underboss
176 Posts
"One time i choked a duckling to death" ~ExpensiveMagic 2k17
Veritas
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#13184819 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:07 AM
Muscle
2 Posts
RIP duckling smh should have had an AK git gud or git rekt
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#13184821 Apr 11, 2017 at 03:07 AM
Muscle
6 Posts
#13184818 Overlord wrote:

"One time i choked a duckling to death" ~ExpensiveMagic 2k17

Putin approves
Don't ask me to drive because I can't, and you will die.
I'm pretty decent at driving a bike though :)
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#13188476 Apr 13, 2017 at 12:59 AM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Driwee: im an amazing racer and ive just kept it a secret until now

"1 minut later" driwee: we all know im bullshitting



Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13208120 Apr 24, 2017 at 01:58 PM
Don
1337 Posts
Me: "This is actually a secret heist armor. There's a body armor underneath the shirt, the slippers make you run faster and the short pants keep you from overheating so you have more stamina."

Wiel: "Where do I get them?!"
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#13208483 Apr 24, 2017 at 05:51 PM
Bruiser
10 Posts
Me: Yo, I saw that the crew vs crew is on the 14t,h and I just found out that im going to my cousins confirmation. So I have to cancel.

Fulk: Yea I agree u should cancel that bullshit cousin stuff.
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#13214481 Apr 27, 2017 at 07:13 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Lester the child molester Nicram 2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216168 Apr 28, 2017 at 03:49 PM · Edited 2 months ago
Racketeer
105 Posts
3serhat3: my ex girlfriend was one of my students.

Me: So you fucked with one of your students?


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216365 Apr 28, 2017 at 05:47 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
VictorViolet: Ez why does your character look like kim jong un? You even have the same haircut.


Me: Trying to say wtf but ends up laughing my ass off


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13216686 Apr 28, 2017 at 09:00 PM
Correspondent
376 Posts
#13216365 ImSoEz wrote:

VictorViolet: Ez why does your character look like kim jong un? You even have the same haircut.


Me: Trying to say wtf but ends up laughing my ass off



I never meant to offend oh fearless leader.
If you haven't already, rethink your life and join our Steam Group, message me for an invite!

Why not follow me on Social Media? No obligation but every retweet, repost, shar, favourite and follow helps promote the crew :)

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#13221264 May 01, 2017 at 06:15 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Blow me wielj #2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13241822 May 12, 2017 at 04:57 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Grunts sees Zeds colorfull apartment

Grunt: When you are happy and you know it. Cum in Zeds House


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13248990 May 16, 2017 at 09:01 PM
Racketeer
105 Posts
Its a meme mario! #DUR4N2017


Roses are red violets are blue im probably dead or getting wrecked

Im too ez i guess...
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#13262684 May 24, 2017 at 05:47 AM
Recruit
22 Posts
"I'll invite you guys to my sesh, cause I like to say sesh." - ImSoEz, May 2017
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#13264394 May 25, 2017 at 02:44 AM
Wiseguy
59 Posts
KAIDOUdib says the following after winning at RPG vs Insurgents


KAIDOUdib : Who's your daddy?
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#13266731 May 26, 2017 at 01:42 PM
Wiseguy
59 Posts

Weijl: Be careful it's a communist country.
Asmiree: I don't care
Celix: They don't either.
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#13285439 Jun 06, 2017 at 01:22 PM
Wiseguy
59 Posts
Sumeet: Hey, Wiejl are you wiejling to help me sell the cars?
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#13285512 Jun 06, 2017 at 02:22 PM
Correspondent
376 Posts
#13285439 Smokypace14 wrote:

Sumeet: Hey, Wiejl are you wiejling to help me sell the cars?



I foresee a glorious period of puns stemming from this. Thank you!
If you haven't already, rethink your life and join our Steam Group, message me for an invite!

Why not follow me on Social Media? No obligation but every retweet, repost, shar, favourite and follow helps promote the crew :)

Facebook----Victor Violet on Facebook
Twitter----Victor Violet on Twitter
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Twitch----Victor Violet on Twitch

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